Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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9/11

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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