Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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