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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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