- Anti Joke

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what do u call a black man a black man

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?