Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Pickles

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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