What did the man with cancer do? Die

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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I was born.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Lil Wayne

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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God is real

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Anti Joke

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