Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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colby doesnt shave

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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