Who is a knob? ross d

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the man without a tongue say...

U ALL LIAK DIK

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

A black man in a country bar.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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