- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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