There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Men's Sports

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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