why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Guess what? The Game.

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Anti Joke

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