- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Drunk irish man

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Colby is gay.... thats it

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

heat!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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