They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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? I hate niiggers ?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Anti Joke

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