what time is it? 3:16

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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