- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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