- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Michael Brown

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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