- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Republicans

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

you just contradicted yourself.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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