- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Comedy.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Woman.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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