Woman.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Republicans

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you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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