Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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