- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

how do you confuse a blond?

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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