- Anti Joke

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.