- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Comedy.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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