If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Kenny died. The Bastards.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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