- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Women.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

I had my period 3 days ago.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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