yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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A women president

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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