Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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ecks! why zee?

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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