Soccer...

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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women's rights

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You.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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