Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Scientology.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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