Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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american government

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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whats black? a black man

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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