No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Samantha

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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