- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Are you Drew?

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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