- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

I can Nazi

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

wanna hear a joke? not really

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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