- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Jews

Penis

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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