Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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