Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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You have cancer

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Drunk irish man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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