- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Women Driving.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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