What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Leave her alone...

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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