Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What did I do last night?work

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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123 Main street

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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GONNA

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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