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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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