- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Johan showering. . . AWK

Hi Shelby!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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