a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Spinabifita

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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