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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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