I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Canada AYY

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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