Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Civil Rights.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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