- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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