- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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