Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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The Pope

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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