brian mcgee is gay!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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this is gay

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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