- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

19th amendment

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Its true, he didnt write that!!

...NO.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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