How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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thermodynamics?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Anti Joke

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