Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Womens Rights.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Women's Sports

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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